I'm afraid of toasters

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livefrompyongyang:

hallloween:

I can’t decide if
someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
someone stabbed a cheeseburger
a cheeseburger stabbed someone
a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

i hope it’s the last one omg

Look how serious they are, how can they look that serious standing next to that headline?

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Roses are red
Violets are blue

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nishlo:

something is right here

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TITLE: Chelsea Dagger

ARTIST: The Fratellis

PLAYS: 395

“And it’s one for the Dagger and another for the one you believe.”

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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

I am about to cry laughing omfg

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sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

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londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

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rapeshed:

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what the hell oh my god